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Opernhaus |
And here are some of the outfits I wore. One of the best things about modelling is that you get to play pretend, even if it's only for a little while and you're the only one that knows who you're pretending to be. For example:
First I was Funeral Dollie
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For all your childhood grieving needs |
Then I was Borscht Belderson, a Catskills comedian.
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I told the photographer to, "get me a Scotch and a cigarette...STAT, you son of a bitch." He was confused, but liked it. |
Then I was that frumpy woman in the office that gets crazy and wears inappropriately low-cut dresses to the holiday party. I call her Pam. She was my favorite.
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Get Pam a chardonnay! |
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Or hepatitis! |
Then I was Bianca Jagger. And I didn't even have to get a contact high from making out with Mick Jagger.
Then Pam went to a wedding.
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Pam is going to get buckwild tonight, yall. |
And then... I was Beyonce.
I swear to the sweet, squalling baby Jesus if someone even hints that I am not the spit fucking image of Beyonce Knowles I will lose it.