Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Things I Learned in Zumba Class

1) Every instinct I have ever about what is attractive in motion in wrong.

2) The only workout better than Zumba-ing is Zumba-ing while trying to hold in snorts of laughter every time you catch sight of yourself in the mirror.

3) I will never be one of those women who wears cute coordinated outfits* and makeup to the gym. I'm really ok with this.

4) Fairly certain the Zumba instructor has sold her soul to the devil to be SO perky.

5) I love her.

*especially not those special Zumba outfits. I mean, seriously, what the cock?

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