1) Every instinct I have ever about what is attractive in motion in wrong.
2) The only workout better than Zumba-ing is Zumba-ing while trying to hold in snorts of laughter every time you catch sight of yourself in the mirror.
3) I will never be one of those women who wears cute coordinated outfits* and makeup to the gym. I'm really ok with this.
4) Fairly certain the Zumba instructor has sold her soul to the devil to be SO perky.
5) I love her.
*especially not those special Zumba outfits. I mean, seriously, what the cock?