Wherein the Author Treats a Cake Like a Lady
A little more about this cake
from this bakery.
As my lovely companion and I made our way to the bakery after a long morning of trapezing, I had plans for that piece of cake. Deep, dark and slightly disgusting plans. I was planning on eating that cake in a way that would make aforementioned lovely companion embarrassed to be near me.
In short, I was going to facefuck that cake.
But one bite in and I knew: this was no one night stand of a snack. This was true love. I wanted to make that cake an honest woman.
Invitations to the wedding will be going out soon.
Looking forward to it. Who's catering desert?
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