I have always said that the two strongest and everlasting loves in my life are Kanye West and Fran Drescher. My love for them is undying and unfettered. I have, and probably will again, created several awkward silences defending them to roomfuls of haters. I even created a religion for her in Switzerland.
While in Boulder, my friend, who is a fucking genius, revealed to me a revelation of hers.
"Sarah," she said, "do you know why you love Kanye West so much?"
"Because," I answered, "he is awesome?"
"Yes," she replied, "but also because he is Fran Drescher."
You guys. YOU GUYS YOU GUYS YOUGUYSYOUGUYSYOUGUYS.
Fran vs. Kanye from Sarah Hartshorne on Vimeo.
They really are the same person. In case you can't watch the video, below is photographic evidence.