1) I am taking an archery class next semester. I am also taking Romanticism and Faulkner classes, but those won't do me any good in the Zombie Apocolypse.
|I promise I won't start wearing ears.|
It benefits this organization, there's more information here and you can buy tickets here. In case my obsessive relationship with my cat left any doubt, let me say that this is a mission very close to my heart, and I'm really excited to be a part of it. Also, there will be lots of dick and fart jokes, and it's a great excuse to laugh, drink and be merry. I hope to see you guys there.
3) I have had the perfect day, and it included a spa, cupcakes and chicken wings. But more on that later...